those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
yesterday i asked the guys to do a 90’s boyband pose and patrick immediately got into position but joe went wait i dont understand what do you mean?? and i went you know like cool but not really cool or whatever like white boy cool and he went OHH WHITE BOY COOL I GOT U and made his pose and kept repeating im coooollll until i had to go and long story short joe trohman is a national treasure
wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead
was in Pompeii when these two idiots
and dont even get me started on this ass hole
Oh and I nearly forgot this one
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH POMPEIIi think that they just made such a big paradox that Pompeii just exploded
a story from my dad the lawyer
when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”
the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it
the jury convicted him in ten minutes
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
so i went on the american apparel site today
looking at the socks
here’s one of the pictures for men’s socks
seriously i’m not one to complain about sexism much but i just looked on this site and??
THE FUCK IS THIS???
also BAGS AND WALLEtS???
????????????????????? I DON’T FUCKING GET IT????
"gendered marketing doesn’t exist!! shut up femenazi"