1. teapayne:

    Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know

    (via flautistsarecool)

  2. Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

    • 1. What is you middle name?
    • 2. How old are you?
    • 3. What is your birthday?
    • 4. What is your zodiac sign?
    • 5. What is your favorite color?
    • 6. What's your lucky number?
    • 7. Do you have any pets?
    • 8. Where are you from?
    • 9. How tall are you?
    • 10. What shoe size are you?
    • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
    • 12. What was your last dream about?
    • 13. What talents do you have?
    • 14. Are you psychic in any way?
    • 15. Favorite song?
    • 16. Favorite movie?
    • 17. Who would be your ideal partner?
    • 18. Do you want children?
    • 19. Do you want a church wedding?
    • 20. Are you religious?
    • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
    • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
    • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
    • 24. Baths or showers?
    • 25. What color socks are you wearing?
    • 26. Have you ever been famous?
    • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
    • 28. What type of music do you like?
    • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
    • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
    • 31. What position do you usually sleep in?
    • 32. How big is your house?
    • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
    • 34. Have you ever fired a gun?
    • 35. Have you ever tried archery?
    • 36. Favorite clean word?
    • 37. Favorite swear word?
    • 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
    • 39. Do you have any scars?
    • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
    • 41. Are you a good liar?
    • 42. Are you a good judge of character?
    • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
    • 44. Do you have a strong accent?
    • 45. What is your favorite accent?
    • 46. What is your personality type?
    • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
    • 48. Can you curl your tongue?
    • 49. Are you an innie or an outie?
    • 50. Left or right handed?
    • 51. Are you scared of spiders?
    • 52. Favorite food?
    • 53. Favorite foreign food?
    • 54. Are you a clean or messy person?
    • 55. Most used phrased?
    • 56. Most used word?
    • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
    • 58. Do you have much of an ego?
    • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
    • 60. Do you talk to yourself?
    • 61. Do you sing to yourself?
    • 62. Are you a good singer?
    • 63. Biggest Fear?
    • 64. Are you a gossip?
    • 65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
    • 66. Do you like long or short hair?
    • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
    • 68. Favorite school subject?
    • 69. Extrovert or Introvert?
    • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
    • 71. What makes you nervous?
    • 72. Are you scared of the dark?
    • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
    • 74. Are you ticklish?
    • 75. Have you ever started a rumor?
    • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
    • 77. Have you ever drank underage?
    • 78. Have you ever done drugs?
    • 79. Who was your first real crush?
    • 80. How many piercings do you have?
    • 81. Can you roll your Rs?"
    • 82. How fast can you type?
    • 83. How fast can you run?
    • 84. What color is your hair?
    • 85. What color is your eyes?
    • 86. What are you allergic to?
    • 87. Do you keep a journal?
    • 88. What do your parents do?
    • 89. Do you like your age?
    • 90. What makes you angry?
    • 91. Do you like your own name?
    • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
    • 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
    • 94. What are you strengths?
    • 95. What are your weaknesses?
    • 96. How did you get your name?
    • 97. Were your ancestors royalty?
    • 98. Do you have any scars?
    • 99. Color of your bedspread?
    • 100. Color of your room?
  3. unfollowlng:

    seenaill:

    unfollowlng:

    If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

    my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

    you win

    (via hiddlestons-cumberbitch)

  4. officialunitedstates:

    FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

    (via the-fangirls-have-the-phonebox)

  5. gallopingtormaunt:

    lucithor:

    Hey, adults of the world

    How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up

    You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can

    That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

    THIS

    (via hiddlestons-cumberbitch)

  6. novelcannibal:

    helioscentrifuge:

    justyouraveragehaggis:

    beckyhop:

    zftw:

    we need to talk about that house loan

    It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

    I need it.

    I also need that guy’s eye.

    okay what fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?

    image

    (Source: awwww-cute, via superwholock678)

    susfishcious:

    susfishcious:

    susfishcious:

    susfishcious:

    I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

    I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

    How is my smile not professional???

    Let’s try round 2.

    Rejected again.

    I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

    LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

    (via all-hail-the-walrus)

  7. notjustanotherstatistic:

    fitsp0:

    I am honestly going to post this everyday. 

    Spread awareness people. 

    This makes me feel a million times better.

    (Source: lushy-fitness, via mothermaryterrafino)

  8. wreckitronnie:

    wreckitronnie:

    Listening to music older than you are
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    Listening to only Top 40 Hits

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    Listening to Obscure Underground music nobody knows about

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    Bashing someone for their taste in music

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    Creating a false sense of superiority based on music choice

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    Applejuice

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    everytime this post comes back an angel gets its wings

    (via jennstarkid)

  9. parteira:

    excuse me i need your leg

    (Source: best-of-imgur, via iamhiddlebatched)

  10. sydloohoo:

    "When did you decide to be gay?"

    Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

    (via kkingslayerss)

    taint3ed:

    vivalalexii:

    kylejorden:

    merleawe:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [pooter7/happychappie]

    i’ve been laughing at this straight for 5 minutes i’m not even kidding.

    I am screaming

    damn 😩😂😩😂😩😂😩😂

    NOOOO I’M HOLLERING LMAOOOOOOOO

    (via kkingslayerss)

  11. natnovna:

    natnovna:

    U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

    this post. …. has made it to the big time … we did it kids … 

    image

    (via pro-cas-tination)



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