1. shuckl:

    starrysleeper:

    get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

    geekishchic:

    volouminous:

    You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

     You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

    You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

    You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

    you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

    (via mischief-bound)

  2. mysharona1987:

    jamarrob:

    thoughtsareextraordinary:

    WOW

    my mama always taught us to do this 👌

    I’m reblogging this because this could actually save someone one day.

    (Source: afro-thunder-knotting-it-up, via mander-charmander)

  3. justadashofsarcasm:

    deluxetoaster:

    can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

    can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

    (via teafortimelords)

  4. smilesandvials:

    This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

    (Source: memewhore, via mischief-bound)

  5. thecompanionsdoctor:

    dizzyondreams:

    hiatusisso2yearsago:

    hiatusisso2yearsago:

    itsdeepforhappypeople:

    stumpxvx:

    dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

    I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

    some of my favorite tags:image

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    some more gems:

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    this post just gets better and better

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    (Source: hauntedhurleys, via greatbritishcheese)

  6. pun-rocker:

    You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again. 

    (via artiespookdragon)

  7. lumos5001:

    equestrianrepublican:

    1-4victor-out:

    All musicians know.

    My mom had a wire stand and she was a first chair violinist.

    THE ANNE BOLEYN

    (via amethystrenee)

  8. ordon-village:

    stunningpicture:

    Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

    This is transcendental. 

    (via hummingbird-hooligan)

  9. acutelesbian:

    according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr

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    more like 2.5 hours an hour.

    (Source: tsarcasm, via evilpuppets)

    bingedrunk:

    when straight people talk to gays

    (Source: versaceslut, via markmywords-thankyoumark)

  10. IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

    germanlanguagerocks:

    conjectural-technologies:

    golgathor:

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    BECAUSE LIKE

    IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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    OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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    THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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    ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

    SQUIDWARD.

    I MEAN I JUST

    YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

    NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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    CARLO

    C A R L O

    In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

    (via hummingbird-hooligan)



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