1. Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

    fishingboatproceeds:

    "The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

  2. yofuu:

    When commercials try to be “hip”
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    (via wonkybum)

    • me to all my friends:   YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
    • me to myself:   you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

    avacadoo:

    We’ve all done this while talking to someone we don’t know (x)

    (via fuckyeah-harto)

  3. ringingallover:

    meecheee123:

    ringingallover:

    do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

    Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

    yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

    (via lunalovegouda)

  4. plantbot:

    as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

    is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

    (via thewaywardqueen)

  5. kingloptr:

    fruitappreciation:

    omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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    (via mander-charmander)

  6. http://chaseroftheyear.tumblr.com/post/96414852410/prongsmydeer-james-and-lily-accidentally

    prongsmydeer:

    James and Lily accidentally getting into a staring contest and neither of them are willing to back down and they’re just looking at each other for ages while they constantly try to cheat by clapping or tickling the other person and it gets to the point where both of them have…

    • Men's Rights Activists:   THIS IS NOT FAIR. MEN HAVE PROBLEMS TOO.
    • Black Men:   We're constantly demonized by mainstream media and are targets of police brutality.
    • Gay Men:   We face discrimination and hatred and are denied marriage and job security.
    • Trans Men:   We are outcasts and are denied medical care, our lives are constantly under threat and our gender is always under scrutiny and policed by others.
    • Men's Rights Activist:   ....
    • ...
    • ...
    • ...
    • Men's Right Activist:   Y-Yeah, but... a Feminist was mean to me...
  7. only-joking-iamfred:

    robertwmanion:

    only-joking-iamfred:

    So I was on youtube and I saw this in the suggestions box

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    can we just-

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    That’s 9 and 3/4!

    omg

    (via jennstarkid)

    thewaywardqueen:

    sometimes-lifeshits-rainbows:

    thewaywardqueen:

    eyeglance:

    Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

    i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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    That’s really rude ALL girls are beautiful and fuck all you guys who say skinny girls aren’t

    ???
    yes that is exactly what i said

    clearly by making a post celebrating plus sized actresses who don’t get anywhere near as much love as thinner actresses i was actually saying ‘SKINNY GIRlS AREN’T BEAUTIFUL!11 HOW DARE THEY HAVE THAT NATURAL BODY TYPE!111’  

    100% post comprehension there

  8. dipsetflag:

    banduluu:

    People still say no bueno? :/

    Pretty sure Spanish people still speak spanish

    (Source: dettolmami, via amypoehlcat)



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