1. hipsterinatardis:

    snowmercury:

    hauntedpamplemousse:

    orcasoup:

    those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

    lesbionage

    bi spy 

    it’s an ace case

    Secret gaygent.

    (via hero-in-disguise)

  2. yoyotrohman:

    yoyotrohman:

    yesterday i asked the guys to do a 90’s boyband pose and patrick immediately got into position but joe went wait i dont understand what do you mean?? and i went you know like cool but not really cool or whatever like white boy cool and he went OHH WHITE BOY COOL I GOT U and made his pose and kept repeating im coooollll until i had to go and long story short joe trohman is a national treasure

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    (via getthetardis-weregoingtoshawarma)

    maritzac:

    dauntlessardor:

    shmeards:

    gods-nips:

    I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

    I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

    Always reblog

    like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….

    that

    THAT THING RIGHT THERE

    (Source: slendrman, via getthetardis-weregoingtoshawarma)

  3. geekishchic:

    doctor-donna-detective:

    rumbelleriversong:

    rumbelleriversong:

    wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead

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    was in Pompeii when these two idiots

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    where there?

    and dont even get me started on this ass hole

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    JESUS

    Oh and I nearly forgot this one

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    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH POMPEII

    i think that they just made such a big paradox that Pompeii just exploded

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    (via storiesinatimemachine)

  4. tokingwitharafat:

    a story from my dad the lawyer

    when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”

    the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it

    the jury convicted him in ten minutes

    (Source: theanunnakiconnection, via disappointingweabootrash)

  5. bird0fhermes:

    I’m crying oh my fucking god

    (Source: omg-humor, via alixgeegee)

  6. regenderate:

    hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

    jaclcfrost:

    let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

    Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

    and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

    (via disappointingweabootrash)

  7. thegenderqueeralchemist:

    bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on

    (via disappointingweabootrash)

    llama-deity:

    courtaa:

    Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.

    I would kill a hundred kids for his companionship.

    (Source: curlybrownboy, via disappointingweabootrash)

  8. thequeenandthephoenix:

    kiichu:

    shawtyimmaonlytellyouthisonce:

    so i went on the american apparel site today

    looking at the socks

    and

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    for reference

    here’s one of the pictures for men’s socks

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    seriously i’m not one to complain about sexism much but i just looked on this site and??

    headwear

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    what

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    THE FUCK IS THIS???

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    ????????

    also BAGS AND WALLEtS???

    male:

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    female:

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    ????????????????????? I DON’T FUCKING GET IT????

    "gendered marketing doesn’t exist!! shut up femenazi"

    (via storiesinatimemachine)

  9. passific-rim-job:

    nedsseveredhead:

    I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

    a friend’s dad once hugged me goodbye and said “you’re like the daughter i never had” and his wife is like “you
    have a daughter

    (via thiswaytotheshire)

  10. missallegra:

    Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

    But I have a few extra points to give out

    500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

    *house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

    (via storiesinatimemachine)

    supernatural-fandom-central:

    his smile in the second gif literally makes my life worth living.

    (Source: jensengasm, via humanityishowlingatthemoon)



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