i just split my lip open by sucking brownie batter off a knife and im sad to say it was probably the sexiest thing ive ever done
your url makes this 100x creepier and sexier
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
It’s hilariously disgusting that water is a commodity
You can own water now
FUCK THAT WATER IS FOR EVERYONE
WATER FUCKING SUSTAINS LIFE AND WE HAVE THESE OLD ASS WHITE PEOPLE LITERALLY BUYING THE SHIT AND WITHHOLDING IT FROM PEOPLE
WHAT A JOKE
do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like
"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"
yes. all. of. the. time. then i sit there and lie my ass off.
no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers
like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
finally someone said it
how many Hogwarts students does it take to change a light-bulb?
1 Slytherin to break it
1 Gryffindor to volunteer to climb the ladder and change it
3 Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder and insure the safety of the Gryffindor student
and 1 Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just used magic
Oh my God. I finally understand why Circular Gallifreyan looks the way it does
They’re time lords. They are literally writing with time.
MAYBE THEIR NAMES ARE THEIR OWN LIFES, THEIR TIMELINES, AND THIS IS WHY THE DOCTOR’S NAME IS SO DANGEROUS